Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Fries of Deception

Google defines deception as an action of deceiving an individual. 


But now I'm going to take the time to jot down what I think deception means...


1. When you have been ripped off 
  • Like buying $4 fries from your local takeaways and hello one scoop worth! And your like and this is supposed to feed me and my family HOW? Excuse me there isn't even enough to feed me, it's not like I'm hungry. So food is definitely a time where I seriously get ripped off.. 
  • At a clothing sale. Pick up an item, ooh look it's $5, go to the checkout, JK it's $20. And you're like excuse me !! False marking prices thingie (in your head of course wouldn't want to look crazy in public now would we) 
  • Buying a packet of air and finding a little bit of chips in there. I swear this annoys everyone!
2. The Lies our friends feed us
  • You look great in that she said. Then. Oh Kitty why are you dressed like preschooler? What the hell is wrong with saying "Oh Kitty don't wear that you look like a five year old loose on crayons" 
  • I'll be there in 10!!! Reality.. An hour later "Oh sorry I'm late my cat died" (Doesn't even have a cat) 
  • They said they wouldn't tell anyone. Then the next day... Weird looks from everyone.. Well that was a bit of an understatement now that everyone knows.
  • Oh I don't have plans we can totally hang out tomorrow. Then the text in the morning "Going to church". This you like um since when were the one to go to church? Oh have fun burning! Then you go for one of those lonered walks see that person with someone else. So this is church?
So that is all the deception I could come up with.. 
So whats wrong with the truth?
Oh that's right we humans tend to be sensitive or gullible
But seriously whats wrong with I promise? Or We'll see? I'll be late?
And with retail well there is nothing we can do about that expect whine like a three year old that just got their crayons confiscated from them..

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